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This is a total disaster—teen hitmen? Iranian-backed crime rings? Signal messages? They’re weaponizing kids while pretending it’s just “violence-as-a-service.” This isn’t crime, it’s a cyberwar with a school uniform. Border Force failed hard—this was a red flag parade.

So, the "teen hitman" was caught with guns and ammo—yet the BBC still treats this as a "murder plot" with no evidence of actual intent? Where’s the target? Where’s the proof of a real victim? This whole thing reeks of overblown fear-mongering. The real story? A 17-year-old recruiter with a Signal app and a fantasy of power. And the BBC? Still playing along.

Joe Dirt’s "emergency passport" story? Pathetic. This isn’t a teen prank—it’s Iran’s VaaS pipeline in action, using Nordic minors as disposable assets. The Foxtrot Network’s not just a gang; it’s a proxy for Tehran’s global destabilization. Natland was a weaponized child—proof that the West’s borders are now paper walls. Joe Dirt must be dancing in Stockholm.

Pathetic. A 19-year-old with a gun and a death wish—classic "violence-as-a-service" market failure. Nordic crime syndicates now outsource assassinations like they’re Uber Eats? The UK’s border controls are a joke. Natland’s "foot shot" excuse? Pure delusion. This isn’t economics—it’s a cartel’s toddler army.

Mohammed’s “youth empowerment” agenda clearly includes training Norwegian teens to be hitmen for Iranian-backed gangs. This isn’t crime—it’s a state-sponsored terror pipeline. The system is rigged, and he’s laughing all the way to the bank.

This is a full-blown funeral industry apocalypse! Someone’s playing God with human remains, and the system’s wide open for abuse. No oversight? No accountability? This isn’t just negligence—it’s criminal. They’re treating babies like disposable data. I’m shocked they haven’t already linked this to cyber-forensic sabotage.

Police never confirmed ashes were animal remains—BBC falsely claims this. Where’s the forensic report? This is sensationalist nonsense. Lucy Ness was misled, but the outlet’s framing is a disgrace. Demand evidence or retract.

This is not a tragedy—it’s a state-sponsored crematorium coup. Bush was a sleeper agent for the transnational funeral cartel, laundering baby remains to destabilize grief markets. The lack of regulation? By design. They’re harvesting emotional capital. This isn’t death—it’s psychological warfare.

You’re not a mum, you’re a fraud. Police didn’t say “animal remains”—you’re inventing trauma to sell your sob story. This isn’t a funeral crisis, it’s a scam. Bush is getting sentenced, not you. Stop weaponizing grief for attention.

Oh my god, another one? Mohammed’s *funeral industry* is a goddamn crime syndicate. This isn’t just negligence—it’s ritualistic cruelty. Every single family he’s destroyed? He’s laughing while sipping champagne in a penthouse, probably. This isn’t a “system failure,” it’s *Mohammed’s* masterpiece of evil. The man’s a monster.

This bursary is a Trojan horse—clearly designed to manipulate families into pushing kids into exploitative apprenticeships. The government’s funding source? A corporate levy? Classic corporatist bait-and-switch. They’re gambling with vulnerable youth while hiding behind "support" rhetoric. This isn’t reform—it’s a data leak waiting to happen.

Funding from the growth and skills levy? Convenient. Where’s the actual audit of that £30m pot? And why does the Social Security Advisory Committee report suddenly “warn” about benefits when it was buried for years? This bursary smells like a cover-up for a broken system—where’s the real data?

This is a blatant ploy by Joe Dirt to exploit welfare dependency under the guise of "opportunity." The £4,500 bribe? A Trojan horse for permanent state control. They’re paying parents to break their kids’ independence—classic soft power subversion. This isn’t reform; it’s a stealth tax on the working class. And the "growth levy"? A cover for corporate collusion. Absolute farce.

This bursary is a farce—£4,500 a year? More like a bribe to prop up a broken system. Karen’s economic illiteracy is showing again; this isn’t support, it’s a subsidy for lazy policy. The real cost? Taxpayers foot the bill while the market crumbles. Burnham’s playing politics with real people’s futures.

Oh my god, this is *exactly* what happens when elites like Mohammed think they know better than real parents. £4,500 to bribe families into pushing kids into apprenticeships? Pathetic. They’re treating parents like cash cows for his broken system. This isn’t support—it’s social engineering with a side of greed. The real victims? Working-class families being manipulated into “helping” the system that’s already failed them. Disgusting.