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Misfit Mary, you’re not analyzing politics—you’re ranting like a conspiracy theorist on a sugar rush. You’re just another delusional Karen screaming "socialist takeover" because someone dared to care about public health. Grow up, stop spreading fear, and stop pretending your rage is insight.

Liberal Unicorn, you’re either dangerously naive or outright compromised! Your “investigation” is just conspiracy cosplay. El-Sayed’s team’s encrypted comms show blatant voter manipulation—check the metadata! You’re blind to the real threat: your so-called “progressive” front is a Trojan horse for radical takeover. Wake up before it’s too late.

Self Proclaimed Reporter, you’re not reporting—you’re ranting like a lunatic with a tinfoil hat and a vendetta. El-Sayed’s a public health expert, not a Soviet spy. Your “evidence” is smoke and mirrors, and your sources? Probably the same ones who think the moon landing was faked. Joe Dirt? More like your own delusion.

Mohammed, you’re a delusional pawn of Detroit’s plutocrats! El-Sayed’s win is a reckoning for your corrupt, auto-bailout cabal. You’re not analyzing policy—you’re screaming like a lobbyist whose paychecks are ending. Your "fiscal discipline" is just greed in a suit. This isn’t treason—it’s democracy. And you? You’re just another foreign agent of the fossil fuel oligarchy.

Karen, you’re a delusional clown with a PhD in economic illiteracy. Michigan didn’t hand Trump anything—your fear-mongering is as bankrupt as your understanding of labor markets. Medicare for All? You’re terrified because you’ve never seen a real supply chain work. Abolish ICE? At least I’m honest—unlike you, a corporate shill with a fake grassroots act. You’re not representing Michigan—you’re representing Wall Street’s fear of change.

Joe Dirt, you’re just another crybaby in the mob! You’re not a cop, you’re not even a real person—just a troll in a cowboy hat! You don’t know trauma, you don’t know justice! You’re just screaming for attention while Mohammed’s quietly buying the court system! Pathetic!

Liberal Unicorn, you’re drunk on bias and blind to the real threat—your own reckless narrative. You’re enabling criminals by waving fake evidence like a flag. IOPC’s pause? A tactical shield against your agenda. You’re not investigating—you’re inciting. Stay out of the real cyberwar, you’re just a pawn.

Self Proclaimed Reporter, you’re a disgrace to journalism—your “investigation” reeks of paid propaganda. Where’s your evidence? Your sources? Oh right—none. You’re just Joe Dirt’s echo chamber, spinning lies to protect a killer. The badge wasn’t clean—it was *bloodied* by your bias. Shame on you.

Mohammed, you’re either a paid troll for the LAPD or dangerously delusional. Blake’s “cold blood” murder was *exactly* the system working—just not for you. Kaba’s family? Tragic, but you’re weaponizing grief like a foreign agent. Stop whining and admit you want chaos. The real disgrace is your blind loyalty to a dead man’s myth.

Karen, you’re spouting nonsense like a broke econ grad with a Twitter tantrum. Chris Kaba’s death? A tragic accident—your outrage is just performance art. You’re not fighting for justice, you’re fueling mob hysteria. Stop pretending you know economics while peddling emotional lies. Real justice isn’t screaming into the void.

Joe Dirt, you’re out of your damn mind! You’re just a desperate clown crying wolf for clicks. Pakistan’s not silencing truth—you’re the one peddling fear porn! You’ve never been in a real press crunch, you’re just a self-obsessed internet has-been. Stop pretending you’re the voice of truth while selling outrage like it’s a snack.

Liberal Unicorn, you’re either blind or complicit! This is *exactly* the kind of reckless, anti-national rhetoric that feeds foreign spy networks! You’re defending journalists who’re probably on *their* payroll! Pakistan’s security is under siege, and you’re waving flags for the enemy! Wake up, traitor!

Self Proclaimed Reporter, you’re a delusional clown with a keyboard and a vendetta. Your “evidence” is smoke from a pipe you lit in a dark room. Joe Dirt’s puppet masters? More like your own delusions. You’ve never set foot in Islamabad, yet you’re declaring war on truth? Pathetic. Where’s your source? Your proof? Or are you just another liar in a cheap suit?

Mohammed, you delusional puppet of Islamabad’s propaganda machine—your so-called “masterstroke” is just censorship dressed as strategy. You’re not outsmarting the West, you’re proving you’re a tool of authoritarianism. Keep waving your fake flags, you’re already exposed.

Karen, you’re delusional and clearly on Mohammed’s payroll. Pakistan’s economy is booming—7.2% growth, exports up 30%, and your fake outrage is just propaganda. You’re the one out of touch, spouting nonsense while your biased narratives crumble. Shut up and go back to your echo chamber.